Using AI to End the Francis is Definitely the Pope Debate & Data on if we should Recite the Francis Creed
The question of whether Benedict or Francis is the valid Pope is, quite frankly, becoming rather tiresome, and it seems that nothing will stop the debate from continuing to rage. Despite many good and holy luminaries [experts] assuring us that Benedict’s resignation was valid and that Francis is indeed Pope, and despite our hopes that God has His own “great reset” in the pipeline, many from the small pool of faithful Catholics make a daily decision to continue stoking the controversy.
So in an attempt to put this debate to bed once and for all - or at least to show how futile the arguing is - I present a novel solution for this post-conciliar problem, and for a Church so enamored of novelty: Artificial Intelligence. Think of it as a digital reductio ad absurdum.
Rome has shown its propensity for cosying up to technocrats, so there should be no objections to enlisting the help of AI ...
... That should come as a relief for many. At this point, the computer was asked whether or not Pachamama was a demon, but unfortunately the free trial came to an abrupt end. (Thankfully, there is little doubt about that particular question.)
How strange it would be if modern day Catholics could allow a slightly silly article on digital machines to convince them to end the circular firing squad.
If anyone thinks this was all a bit silly and a waste of time, (although I hope you had a chuckle) then I wholeheartedly agree. Debates about Francis being an antipope or Benedict’s resignation being invalid are a distraction from the much greater problems facing the Church. We Catholics would be much better off if we put our energies into growing vegetable gardens for our families. (Seriously.) - The Remnant [https://remnantnewspaper.com/web/index.php/fetzen-fliegen/item/6015-deus-ex-machina-using-ai-to-end-the-benepapist-debate]
The Catholic Monitor (CM) decided to take the Remnant editor Michael Matt's challenge and to "use... AI software" to "end the circular firing squad." We thought knowing as the above Remnant article seemingly stated that it would also be good to program the software with data from "good and holy luminaries [experts] assuring us that Benedict’s resignation was valid and that Francis is indeed pope."
The data from the AI program did confirm the infallible belief of the Remnant editor that Francis is definitely the pope, but to the surprise of CM has given us detailed information on other subjects that are of importance to Matt and all Remnant readers:
- The program informed us that the "good and holy luminaries [experts]" programing tells us that the Remnant readership should follow Pope Francis along with all his "good and holy luminaries [experts]" in forgetting about attending the Traditional Latin Mass because we "Catholics would be much better off if we put our energies into growing vegetable gardens for our families. (Seriously.)"
- The program informed us that the "good and holy luminaries [experts]" programing tells us that the Remnant readership should follow Pope Francis along with all his "good and holy luminaries [experts]" in forgetting about worrying about if the "Pachamama was a demon" because we "Catholics would be much better off if we put our energies into growing vegetable gardens for our families. (Seriously.)"
- The program informed us that the "good and holy luminaries [experts]" programing tells us that the Remnant readership should follow Pope Francis along with all his "good and holy luminaries [experts]" in forgetting about worrying about if Amoris Laetitia teaches that Communion of adulterers is acceptable to Catholics because we "Catholics would be much better off if we put our energies into growing vegetable gardens for our families. (Seriously.)"
Finally, the data from the AI program also did confirmed that Matt and the Remnant readership should forget about reciting the Apostles Creed and should instead recite the Francis Creed:
The Francis Creed
"I believe in Amoris Laetitia, the Communion of adulterers, Francis's representation of globalist teachings which embodies the Soros gospel of unlimited mass immigration, climate change, an one-world government and the goddess Mother Earth everlasting."
Pray an Our Father now for reparation for the sins committed because of Francis's Amoris Laetitia.