Babylon Bee: "Cutting Out The Middleman: Dems Will Just Have Trump Debate Biden's Teleprompter Directly"
Babylon Bee is the best satire website, period. Here is a sample of their humor which generally conveys much truth:
Cutting Out The Middleman: Dems Will Just Have Trump Debate Biden's Teleprompter Directly
U.S.—In an attempt to cut out the middleman and not waste everyone's time, Democrats announced today that they will be taking part in the debates, but they will just have Trump debate Biden's teleprompter directly.
The move is expected to save a lot of time as there won't be long, rambling, unintelligible rants or completely incoherent sentences coming from the Democratic candidate.
The teleprompter will display all of Biden's handlers' carefully worded talking points. Trump will give his own points and respond to everything displayed on the screen, translated to audio via text-to-speech for the convenience of the debaters and the audience... [https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-dems-will-just-have-trump-debate-bidens-teleprompter?utm_content=buffer0d3d5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer]