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What the New & Improved Francis Sins might sound like in a Francis Confessional

The latest news from the Pachamama Amazon Synod is that it will vote on formally defining Francis ecological sins.

I think their focus on only ecological sins is too narrow. They need to vote to bring everyone up to speed on all the new and improved Francis sins for the confessional.

Here is what that new and improved confession at the Francis confessional might sound like:

Bless me Father or Mother for I have sinned. It has been about three years since my last Francis confession.

I feel so bad because I failed to postrate before the ecological pagan Pachamama idols in the Francis Vatican gardens.

I allowed myself in enter into the near occasion of sin against the Francis dogma of global warming by viewing on the internet websites not controlled by the liberal establishment, I am so ashamed, then I fall into sin by reading independent scientists' evidence against Francis's prediction that climate change doomday is near.

This caused me to fall into the sin of doubting Francis's teaching that only a one-world government can save the planet from global warming doomsday.

I was very faithful to the Francis teaching on adulterers going to to Communion, but one week ago I broke up with my adulterous partner and still went to Communion without trying to reunite with my partner in the adulterous relationship.

Finally, and I don't know if you or Francis can forgive me, it may be the Francis unforgivable sin, I had a moment of weakness when I doubted the George Soros and Francis gospel on unlimited mass immigration and, I, I can hardly say it, and I voted for Donald Trump.

Pray an Our Father now for the restoration of the Church.




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