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False Confessions Expert: "Dr. Marshall’s... Half-hearted, Hang-dog Defense of Bergoglio does not pass the Straight Face Test"

 
St. Corbinian's Bear

"This is not canon law or even logic, but mind-boggling exceptions to recorded history do not happen at the same time and place. That’s what makes them 'exceptions,' 'historic,' 'mind-boggling,' and wrong beyond a Bearish doubt. So, besides all the other very good arguments the Bear has seen that there still hasn’t been a 'Pope Francis,' he adds one shot might be a curiosity. Two is an attack."

"There’s an informal legal standard of argument known as the 'straight face test.' Dr. Marshall’s—I’ve seen his shows and like him—half-hearted, hang-dog defense of Bergoglio does not pass the straight face test and I have never read a witness if he doesn’t know this old Bear is right."
- False confessions expert and attorney Timothy Capps

It was a sad moment for fans of attorney Timothy Capps' ingeniously humorous and imaginative site when the St. Corbinian's Bear blog was "neglected" and finally closed down. The only explanation given by "expert on false confessions" Capps was:

"CORBINIAN S BEAR Blogspot. St. Corbinian's Bear: the only Catholic blog written by a real Bear. You don't want to miss... whatever it is... "

"... I am Timothy Capps, Esq., the attorney and 'human agent' for the writer of this blog, St. Corbinian's Bear. It came to my attention that this blog has been neglected and I made diligent inquiries regarding the Bear."
[http://deets.feedreader.com/corbiniansbear.blogspot.com]

Yesterday, it was an honor for the Catholic Monitor to find that the great St. Corbinian's Bear, and his "human agent" Capps, belatedly visited the comment section of a popular post.
[http://catholicmonitor.blogspot.com/2020/05/open-letter-to-taylor-marshall_25.html?m=1]

Below is a quick biography of the attorney:

"Timothy Capps was an Arabic linguist with the US Army, where he held top secret clearance in the 101st Airborne. Capps then graduated from Southern Illinois University School of Law and became a Navy JAG lawyer... Some of Capps' high-profile cases appeared in Life Magazine, Oprah Winfrey Show, Nancy Grace, CNN. Capps was recognized as an expert on false confessions and hired by the State to train death penalty defense teams... His professional legacy includes a perfect record on death penalty cases, a not-guilty verdict by jury where evidence included a videotaped confession, and the development of original tactics still used in murder cases today."
[https://www.amazon.com/Saint-Corbinians-Bear-Companion-Bearish/dp/0999044761]

It important to listen attentively when St. Corbinian's Bear, and his "human agent" false confessions expert and attorney Capps give their expert opinion on  if "there still hasn’t been a 'Pope Francis'" and "Dr. [Taylor] Marshall’s..."  hang-dog defense of Bergoglio": 

The Bear said…
"Bears being lazy can’t be bothered with a bunch of Latin. What this Bear hasn’t seen is the argument he finds most satisfying, to wit:

"ONE pope RESIGNING (an extremely intelligent and learned pope, by the way), under highly suspicious circumstances, and in such an odd fashion, and remaining on in a manner he can have no possible doubt is unprecedented, confusing to the faithful and just plain weird would be a mind-boggling event in the history of the Church all by itself."

"But wait!"

"His 'replacement' makes Pope John XXII look like the very pillar of orthodoxy by his wildly un-Catholic Magisterium of the Photo Op such as signing off on the Abu Dhabi Three Great Abrahamic Religions Worship Complex and Waterpark with the words “God wills the diversity of religions” (to pick only one scandal, if not heresy, from a list about which volumes have been written). Bergoglio would, again, just happen to be the single most destructive pope in Church history."

'So, a Bear must proceed from, 'hmm' to 'grrr.'”

"So (for example) a Bear thinks, 'To be charitable, that gentleman’s rifle may have accidentally discharged, sending a bullet ricocheting off Bear’s thick skull. Strange things do happen, after all.' But when three seconds later the Bear is shot again, TWO extraordinary, indeed unprecedented, events of great magnitude equal one Very Messed-Up Situation That Requires Courtesy Give Way to Sorting This Nonsense Out Immediately and Bearishly."

"This is not canon law or even logic, but mind-boggling exceptions to recorded history do not happen at the same time and place. That’s what makes them 'exceptions,' 'historic,' 'mind-boggling,' and wrong beyond a Bearish doubt. So, besides all the other very good arguments the Bear has seen that there still hasn’t been a 'Pope Francis,' he adds one shot might be a curiosity. Two is an attack."

"There’s an informal legal standard of argument known as the 'straight face test.' Dr. Marshall’s—I’ve seen his shows and like him—half-hearted, hang-dog defense of Bergoglio does not pass the straight face test and I have never read a witness if he doesn’t know this old Bear is right."
Pray an Our Father now for the restoration of the Mass and the Church as well as for the Triumph of the Kingdom of the Sacred Heart of the Jesus and the Immaculate Heart of the Mary.

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