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Exiled Bishop Strickland Calls For Mandatory Testosterone Testing Of All Bishops And Cardinals

Pontifico Dispatch · July 23, 2026

TYLER, Texas — Exiled Bishop Joseph Strickland called Tuesday for mandatory testosterone testing of all Catholic bishops and cardinals, arguing that the Church’s leadership crisis may be caused not by synodality, secularization, or confusion over doctrine, but by dangerously low episcopal masculinity levels measurable through ordinary bloodwork. Strickland said the proposal came after he learned that federal defense officials had discussed testosterone testing for certain military personnel and immediately wondered why the Catholic Church had not adopted a similar protocol for men responsible for defending the…

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