Eccles is Saved Pope Francis wins a medal.."Francis..has decided to respond by canonizing the president [Biden] Santo Subito.. usually reserved for dead people.. 'Here's your halo. We're making you the patron saint of ice cream'"
... Now that Joe and Francis are best mates, the Holy Father has decided to respond by canonizing the president Santo Subito, even though such honours are usually reserved for dead people - not just brain-dead people - and would not normally be conferred this quickly unless the holy person had produced a good website (so Leo XIII, Thomas à Kempis, Pius XII and G.K. Chesterton will have to wait a few hundred years more)."Here's your halo. We're making you the patron saint of ice cream."
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