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The Pontifico is the best Catholic satire & humor site: Exiled Bishop Strickland Calls For Mandatory Testosterone Testing Of All Bishops And Cardinals & E. Michael Jones Updates Enemies List After Discovering Trads More Annoying Than Jews

https://thepontifico.com/ https://thepontifico.com/    Price:   Two Hail Marys or One Ave Maria Canonically Irregular In Every Diocese The Pontifico Infallible most of the time Front Page Church News Parish Life Vatican Liturgy Family Life Culture Parish Admin Normal People Calendar:  Thursday of the Sixteenth Week in Ordinary Time RadTrad Ordo:  ST. APOLLINARIS, BISHOP & MARTYR · III CLASS · RED Above the fold Exiled Bishop Strickland Calls For Mandatory Testosterone Testing Of All Bishops And Cardinals Pontifico Dispatch · July 23, 2026 TYLER, Texas — Exiled Bishop Joseph Strickland called Tuesday for mandatory testosterone testing of all Catholic bishops and cardinals, arguing that the Church’s leadership crisis may be caused not by synodality, secularization, or confusion over doctrine, but by dangerously low episcopal masculinity levels measurable through ordinary bloodwork. Strickland said the proposal came after he learned that federal defense of...
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Homosexual Fox News host buys surrogate child, gets well-deserved backlash Pray an Our Father now for reparation for the sins committed because of Francis’s Amoris Laetitia and  for the restoration of the Church. Stop for a moment of silence, ask Jesus Christ what He wants you to do now and next. In this silence remember God, Father, Son and Holy Ghost – Three Divine Persons yet One God, has an ordered universe where you can know truth and falsehood as well as never forget that He wants you to have eternal happiness with Him as his son or daughter by grace. Make this a practice. By doing this you are doing more good than reading anything here or anywhere else on the Internet. The Catholic Monitor The Catholic Monitor https://www.thecatholicmonitor.com I ask all The Catholic Monitor readers to also   pray   for the   end   of this   war .   Watch   " Trump Calls Putin To Get Iran War Offramp! w/ Scott Ritter " on   YouTube : ... Read more...
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Where did the rumor of a Rupnik acquittal come from in the first place, & why is it all working out so nicely for the optics of the Leo front?: "Textbook conman strategy calls for 'Cooling Out the Mark[o Rupnik]'"

Vatican denies reports suggesting alleged abuser Fr. Rupnik cleared by court   (CNS photo/Vatican Media) The Vatican, curiously, has responded in the negative to reports that accused abuser Marko Rupnik, formerly S. J., has been acquitted.  What is curious is not that the response is negative but that it happened at all.  What was the last time, during this pontificate or the previous one, that you can remember vital clarifications being provided?  Not even the Dubia of the Four Cardinals have been touched with a ten-foot pole.  When the Vatican  spokesperson speaks, we can't help but notice, it is for a reason, and the reason rarely turns out to be even-handed papal dedication to veracity, the common good, or the salvation of souls.   Let's see.  On July 20, reports make the rounds of a Rupnik acquittal.  With the usual caveats, the next day all the usual suspects in the Catholic commentariat respond as usual. Then, hey presto, at the o...
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