There are rumors that Virus traditionalist Steve Skojec's One Peter Five (1P5) and Virus liberal Mike Lewis' Where Peter Is are going to merge and become Virus Where One Peter Five Is.
These rumors began when One Peter Five writer Eric Sammons and Lewis joined hands in their common communion in their Francis is definitely pope maligning campaign against Frank Walker's Canon 212 which is calling for an cardinal and bishop investigation into the validity or invalidity of Francis's pontificate due to irregularities in his conclave and the apparent canonical irregularities in the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI:
These rumors began when One Peter Five writer Eric Sammons and Lewis joined hands in their common communion in their Francis is definitely pope maligning campaign against Frank Walker's Canon 212 which is calling for an cardinal and bishop investigation into the validity or invalidity of Francis's pontificate due to irregularities in his conclave and the apparent canonical irregularities in the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI:
| Mike Lewis | 22h | |
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I have no idea what it means, but it has to be in the top 5 most wild C212 headlines of all time.
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| Eric Sammons | 19h | |
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I’ve been living rent-free in Frank’s head for months now, which is why I blocked him a while back.
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| Mike Lewis | 7h | |
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I've been there for a while myself, there's a new and exciting headline from him 3-4 times a week. Apparently I am a pawn of the UN and George Soros or something.
Moreover, it is rumored that One Peter Five's Skojec and Sammons will join hands with Where Peter Is' Lewis and recite their common Francis Creed and Virus Ten Commandments when the new Where One Peter Five Is finally emerges:
The Francis Creed
"I believe in Coronavirus almighty. The creator of lockdown on earth which was conceived of the unholy fear of it and borne of the fear of it. It suffered under a bunch of lies about it. It stupefied and was gloried. It descended into the earth. It ascended into the government thrones where they shall judge the banning of Masses and the Coronavirus dead. "I believe in Amoris Laetitia, the Communion of adulterers, Francis's representation of the globalist teachings which is embodied in the climate change gospel, a one-world government and the goddess mother earth everlasting." Virus Ten Commandments 1. I am the illness almighty, thou shalt not have not have any illness unless it's me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of the illness almighty in vain by claiming anyone dies of any other illness. 3. Remember to keep unholy the Sabbath day because of the Sacred Social Distancing even though thou shalt set it aside for the sake of the Sacred Abortion or for the sake of paying at the Sacred Big Corporation store cash register. 4. Honor thy Sacred Government's Lockdown by banning of the Mass and all Christian religious services. 5. Thou shalt not be killed unless it is added to the Sacred Government Coronavirus Death Toll. 6. Thou shalt not commit adding to the death tolls of other illnesses for all deaths shalt only be added to the coronavirus death toll. 7. Thou shalt not steal numbers from the illness almighty sacred death toll even if they die from other illnesses. 8. Thou shalt not bear true witness against the illness almighty. 9. Thou shalt cover-up any deaths that are not attributed to the illness almighty. 10. Thou shalt cover-up that almost no one knows of a neighbor who has died of coronavirus unless they were already sickly and old. I wrote this ecumenical creed and Virus Ten Commandments with the hope it will help the Virus traditionalists and the Virus liberals to unite in their common belief in Francis is definitely pope and the Coronavirus almighty. While it is well know that Virus traditionalists like Skojec, Tim Gordon and all the Virus Trads feel uncomfortable with the part of the creed about the climate change gospel and the communion of adulterers, they must endure this temporary discomfort. They must remember that they agree with the Francis liberals in the Virus Ten Commandments and in the part of the creed about the Coronavirus almighty, the banning of Masses and that anyone who dies even if they didn't have the virus can be added to the sacred virus death toll so that it can keep the unholy fear of it going everlasting. Pray an Our Father now for the restoration of the Church as well as for the Triumph of the Kingdom of the Sacred Heart Jesus and the Immaculate Heart of the Mary. | ||
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